Questions About the Club?
Q: Where are you located?
A: US-based. Printed right here in the USA, like everything should be.
Q: Will I get a tracking number?
A: Yes. You can follow your shirt's journey. It sees more of the country than most of us.
Q: What size fits me best?
A: Check the size chart on every product page. When in doubt, size up - the apocalypse will have snacks and you'll want room.
Q: What are your shirts made of?
A: 100% cotton. No polyester. No lies.
Q: Are you a political company?
A: No. We make fun of everyone equally. It's the only fair thing left.