I know Jew Jitsu
I know Jew Jitsu
★★★★★ 4.9 (we asked 12 people)
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I Now Jiu-Jitsu Funny Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Graphic T-Shirt – BJJ Martial Arts Meme Unisex Tee
Some people solve problems with words. Others just know a little jiu-jitsu. I Now Jiu-Jitsu is a playful martial arts graphic tee featuring a clever pun that's perfect for BJJ practitioners who appreciate a good laugh almost as much as a good submission. Whether you're rolling at the gym or relaxing after class, this shirt lets everyone know you've got a sense of humor—and maybe a rear naked choke.
Printed on a premium heavy cotton unisex t-shirt with taped shoulders, a durable ribbed crew neck, and a comfortable everyday fit that's built for life on and off the mats. Available in sizes S–5XL.
Perfect for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu athletes, martial artists, MMA fans, wrestlers, coaches, and anyone who loves combat sports with a side of comedy. A great gift for training partners, instructors, tournament competitors, or the friend who's always saying, "Just one more roll." Tap early... and laugh often.
Washing Instructions
- Cold water only. Hot water is for optimists.
- Turn inside out. The design is the point of the shirt.
- Gentle detergent. This cotton is sensitive and so are you.
- First wash may bleed a little. Separate from clothes you care about.
- Air dry, or tumble low. High heat is how we get the end times we deserve.
- No bleach. No fabric softener. No ironing directly on the print. No excuses.
Shipping & Returns
Good Things Take Time (Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $75. Orders ship within 3-7 business days. USPS does the rest in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or pretend it's a surprise.
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
Damaged, defective, or just wrong? We fix it. Full refund, no questions - that's a rare commodity these days and we're proud of it.
- 30 days from purchase
- Item unused, in the condition received
- Email support@deadseriousco.com - a human replies, probably with a joke
Policy subject to change. We'll try not to be hypocrites about it.
Questions About the Club?
Q: Where are you located?
A: US-based. Printed right here in the USA, like everything should be.
Q: Will I get a tracking number?
A: Yes. You can follow your shirt's journey. It sees more of the country than most of us.
Q: What size fits me best?
A: Check the size chart on every product page. When in doubt, size up - the apocalypse will have snacks and you'll want room.
Q: What are your shirts made of?
A: 100% cotton. No polyester. No lies.
Q: Are you a political company?
A: No. We make fun of everyone equally. It's the only fair thing left.