Let's Get Beers Tonight

Let's Get Beers Tonight

S / Dark Chocolate
Sale price  $24.99 Regular price $34.99
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Let's Get Beers Tonight

Let's Get Beers Tonight

Sale price  $24.99 Regular price $34.99

★★★★★ 4.9 (we asked 12 people)

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PREMIUM T-SHIRTS · COMFORTABLE FABRIC · FREE RETURNS · FAST SHIPPING · 30-DAY MONEY BACK

Less than 1% of customers use the money back guarantee. The other 99% just live with it.

Let's Get Beers Tonight is the shirt that does the inviting for you. It's a funny drinking t-shirt for the friend who organizes every bar night, the one who never says no to "just one," and everyone whose love language is a cold pint. Wear it out and watch the plans make themselves.

Printed on a heavy cotton unisex tee that survives spilled drinks, late nights, and the washing machine the morning after. Shoulder taping keeps the fit, the ribbed collar keeps its shape, and the print stays sharp wash after wash.

A perfect funny beer gift for birthdays, bachelor parties, and Father's Day. Details: classic unisex fit · machine wash cold · do not iron the print. If you get cancelled, it's on you.

Washing Instructions
  • Cold water only. Hot water is for optimists.
  • Turn inside out. The design is the point of the shirt.
  • Gentle detergent. This cotton is sensitive and so are you.
  • First wash may bleed a little. Separate from clothes you care about.
  • Air dry, or tumble low. High heat is how we get the end times we deserve.
  • No bleach. No fabric softener. No ironing directly on the print. No excuses.
Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (Not Too Long)

Free shipping on orders over $75. Orders ship within 3-7 business days. USPS does the rest in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or pretend it's a surprise.

The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Damaged, defective, or just wrong? We fix it. Full refund, no questions - that's a rare commodity these days and we're proud of it.

  • 30 days from purchase
  • Item unused, in the condition received
  • Email support@deadseriousco.com - a human replies, probably with a joke

Policy subject to change. We'll try not to be hypocrites about it.

Questions About the Club?

Q: Where are you located?
A: US-based. Printed right here in the USA, like everything should be.

Q: Will I get a tracking number?
A: Yes. You can follow your shirt's journey. It sees more of the country than most of us.

Q: What size fits me best?
A: Check the size chart on every product page. When in doubt, size up - the apocalypse will have snacks and you'll want room.

Q: What are your shirts made of?
A: 100% cotton. No polyester. No lies.

Q: Are you a political company?
A: No. We make fun of everyone equally. It's the only fair thing left.

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